Keep Your Home Safe. Keep Your Independence.
The Home Guardian Membership gives you 2 monthly visits for inspection, documentation, and small to-do's — flat-rate by the job, with clear, straightforward, No B.S. expectations.
Need a one-time repair instead? We handle that too — same honesty, same quality.
Charlotte County, FL • 20+ years experience • $1M insured • Do Better, Be Better.
Or call/text (989) 916-6007 for immediate help
Peace of Mind for the Whole Family
Your home should support your independence — not threaten it.
A loose handrail. A dripping faucet. A smoke detector that hasn't been checked in years. Small problems become big risks — especially for seniors living on their own. Regular inspection, documentation, and small to-do's keep your home safe and your independence intact.
Stay in Your Home Longer
Regular inspection and maintenance keep your home livable and comfortable — so you can age in place with confidence, not worry. That's what independence looks like.
Relief for Adult Children
If you worry about a parent living alone, our membership means someone trustworthy is inspecting and documenting their home regularly — catching problems before they become emergencies.
One Call for Everything
No more searching for a handyman you can trust. Whether it's a membership visit or a one-time repair, one call handles it all — flat-rate by the job, honestly and affordably.
Home Guardian (Membership)
Clear, straightforward, No B.S. expectations.
The Home Guardian Membership means a trusted professional visits your home twice a month for inspection, documentation, and small to-do's within visit time. Repairs beyond that are quoted and billed separately at member rates — flat-rate by the job, never a surprise. Built for seniors who want to stay independent, and the families who care about them.
Pricing Options
Then $159/mo for months 7–12 • Renews at $159/mo
No commitment — cancel anytime
What's Included
- 2 visits/month (60 minutes each)
Inspection, documentation, and small to-do's within visit time. Repairs beyond that are quoted and billed separately at member rates — flat-rate by the job.
- Home Health Check every 3 months
A full safety and maintenance inspection every quarter — catching problems early so you stay safe
- Priority scheduling within 3 business days
Members get booked first — no waiting weeks for an appointment
- 90-day workmanship warranty
We stand behind our work — if something we did needs fixing, we'll make it right
- Up to $10 in consumables included
Small supplies like screws, caulk, and filters are on us. Other materials billed separately at cost.
Boundaries
- •Weekdays only (after-hours weekday service available for members at $175 minimum, includes first hour)
- •Weekend service only for member emergencies by approval
- •No roof inspections • No big remodels or large projects
Billing starts on your signup date. Do Better, Be Better.
🎁 Gift it to a parent. Many of our members are enrolled by their adult children who want to make sure Mom or Dad's home is safe and well-maintained — even from a distance. It's one of the best gifts you can give: independence and safety.
One-Time Repairs
Need something fixed? No membership required.
Not everyone needs a monthly plan — and that's okay. If you have a specific repair, install, or project, we'll handle it with the same honesty and quality our members get. Every job is quoted flat-rate — you know the price before we start.
Standard (Non-Member) Rates
- $125 minimum service charge (first hour included)
- Repairs quoted flat-rate by the job
- Materials billed separately at cost
💡 Tip: If you find yourself calling us regularly, the Home Guardian Membership saves you money with 2 included visits, no minimum charge, priority scheduling, and reduced member rates on repairs.
Request a Repair
Tell us what you need and we'll get back to you with a flat-rate quote — usually the same day.
Or call/text (989) 916-6007
How It Works
Simple. Reliable. No B.S.
Request a Visit
Fill out the Jobber request form or call us directly. We'll reach out within 24 hours to learn about your home and schedule an in-home visit.
We Come to You
During the in-home visit, we walk through your home together, discuss your needs, and show you exactly what the Home Guardian Membership covers. No pressure — just clear, straightforward, No B.S. expectations.
Get Protected
Sign up on-site and your membership starts immediately. Billing begins on your signup date. You'll get 2 visits/month (60 min each), a quarterly Home Health Check, and priority scheduling within 3 business days. Repairs beyond visit time are quoted flat-rate by the job at member rates.
Do Better, Be Better.
Member vs. Non-Member
See the difference
Without Membership
- $125 minimum service charge (first hour)
- Repairs quoted flat-rate by the job at standard rates
- No scheduled visits
- No Home Health Check inspections
- No priority scheduling
- Pay every time you call
Home Guardian Member
- 2 visits/month (60 min each) — inspection, documentation & to-do's included
- Quarterly Home Health Check
- Priority scheduling within 3 business days
- Repairs beyond visit time quoted flat-rate by the job at member rates
- 90-day workmanship warranty
- Starting at just $79/mo (12-month agreement)
Do Better, Be Better.
Services
Repairs, maintenance, and installs — handled end to end.
From drywall and painting to preventive maintenance and smart-home installs, we keep your home in great shape. Members get all of this at reduced rates with priority scheduling.
Home Repairs
Drywall, painting, installs, troubleshooting, and punch-list work — done cleanly and correctly.
Custom Media Walls
Slat or accent wall builds with clean TV mounting, in-wall cable management, and soundbar/surround setup.
Home Security Systems
Install and setup for cameras, doorbells, sensors, and smart locks — placed neatly and configured right.
About Us
Built for our community after Hurricane Ian.
Absolutely No B.S. Home Services is a veteran-owned, family-operated business serving Charlotte County and surrounding areas. We started to meet a real need for honest, reliable help — especially when homeowners were overwhelmed.
With 20+ years of experience and $1M in general liability coverage, we bring military precision and integrity to every job. Our motto is simple: Do Better, Be Better.
Get Started
Ready to protect your home — or your parent's?
Whether you want to join the Home Guardian Membership or just need a one-time repair, we're here to help.
Call or Text
(989) 916-6007Service Area
Charlotte County & surrounding areas, FL
FAQ
Common questions, straight answers
It's a monthly membership built for seniors and homeowners in Charlotte County who want their home inspected, documented, and maintained — with clear, straightforward, No B.S. expectations. You get 2 visits/month (60 minutes each) for inspection, documentation, and small to-do's within visit time. Repairs beyond that are quoted and billed separately at member rates — flat-rate by the job, never a surprise.
It means we quote repairs as a single price for the job — not by the hour. You know the cost before we start. No watching the clock, no surprise bills. Clear, straightforward, No B.S. expectations.
Absolutely — no membership required. We handle one-off repairs, installs, and projects at our standard rates: $125 minimum service charge (first hour included). Just fill out the request form and we'll get back to you with a quote.
With a 12-month agreement: $79/mo for months 1–6, then $159/mo for months 7–12. It renews at $159/mo. Month-to-month without a commitment is $250/mo. If you cancel early during the 12-month agreement, you pay the difference between your promo rate and the $250/mo month-to-month rate for each month used. Billing starts on your signup date.
That's exactly who we built this for. Regular visits mean someone trustworthy is inspecting and documenting your home — catching safety hazards, fixing small problems before they grow, and giving you (and your family) peace of mind.
Yes! Many of our members are enrolled by their adult children who want to make sure their parent's home is safe and maintained — even from a distance. It's one of the best gifts you can give: independence and safety.
Your 2 monthly visits (60 min each) cover inspection, documentation, and small to-do's that fit within the visit time. If a repair goes beyond that, we quote it flat-rate by the job at reduced member rates — and you approve before we proceed. Repairs are never assumed to be included.
We inspect key areas of your home — HVAC filters, plumbing, doors, windows, safety devices, and more. Everything is documented so you have a record. We flag anything that needs attention so small issues don't become big problems or safety risks.
Weekdays only for regular visits. After-hours weekday service is available for members at a $175 minimum (includes first hour). Weekend service is only for member emergencies by approval. We do not do roof inspections, big remodels, or large construction projects.
We serve Charlotte County, FL only. If you're just outside the area, contact us and we'll let you know what we can do.
Fill out the Jobber request form on this page or call us at (989) 916-6007. We'll call you back within 24 hours, book an in-home visit, and walk you through everything on-site. Billing starts on your signup date.
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